"Oh, I forgot to tell you," Cookie said.……" — Darynda Jones

Oh, I forgot to tell you," Cookie said. "Amber wants your dad… - Darynda Jones
"Oh, I forgot to tell you," Cookie said. "Amber wants your dad to get a teriyaki machine so she can sing for all the lonely barflies." "I'm a good singer, mom." Only a twelve-year-old could make the word mom sound blasphemous. I leaned into Cookie, "Does she know its not called--?" "No," she whispered. "Are you gonna tell her?" "No. It's much funnier this way."

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