Your Dad Quotes

127 quotes by 114 authors

Mental illness can happen to anybody. You can be a dustman, a politician, a Tesco worker... anyone. It could be your dad, your brother or… — Frank Bruno
There should be a children's song: 'If you're happy and you know it, keep it to yourself and let your dad sleep'. — Jim Gaffigan
If your dad is anything like mine, then you have no clue what to buy him for Father's Day. The only Father's Day tradition in… — Michael Showalter
His mom lived in Long Island for ten years or so. God rest her soul. And...although, she's...wait...your mom's still...your mom's still alive. Your dad passed.… — Joe Biden
Did you work for the money to buy those earrings? Or did your Daddy buy those for you? — Molly Ringwald
Nikah is a contract that transfers responsibilities. Therefore know the man you're thinking of marrying, and be sure that he is able to take care… — Nouman Ali Khan
The script changed so much over seven months and just had loads and loads of re-writes. I tried to tailor things to what I was… — Robert Pattinson
If you do something for the first time, you will always remember it. If your Dad has something to do with it, you write about… — Billy Crystal
I promise you, anybody given the choice of that kind of money or having to make a phone call to tell your dad that something… — Jennifer Lawrence
Remember when you're young and you think your dad is Superman? And then you grow up and realized he's just a drunk who wears a… — Dave Attell
Liberals want the government to be your Mommy. Conservatives want government to be your Daddy. Libertarians want it to treat you like an adult. — Andre Marrou
Ever have that one friend who gets a Valentine's Day gift for their mother? Doens't that freak you out a little? It's like, 'I don't… — Russ Meneve
My dad had been shortstop when he was in college, and you know, when you're a kid, you want to be just like your dad. — Derek Jeter
I would have loved to have had a gay dad. At school, there were always kids saying 'my dad is bigger than your dad, my… — Frankie Boyle
You can tell your uncle stuff that you could not tell your dad. That is kind of the role of an uncle. I feel very… — Dusty Baker
I got to grow up in a situation where drugs were demonic. To watch your dad go through heroin withdrawal is something that would keep… — Shia LaBeouf
If you love your dad, itâ€™s tough when he dies. If you donâ€™t like your dad, itâ€™s tough when he dies. Because you lose that… — Jimmy Iovine
I never got into fights with kids about whose dad is bigger and who can beat up who. What am I going to say? My… — Mary Brunner
Summertime And the living is easy Fish are jumpin' And the cotton is high Oh, your daddy's rich And your mama's good lookin' So hush… — George Gershwin
My dad told me something long before I was in politics, and when your dad gives you advice every single day, eventually one or two… — Mick Mulvaney

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