Cookie Quotes

192 quotes by 157 authors

Remember, sex is like a Chinese dinner. It ain't over 'til you both get your cookie. — Alec Baldwin
I love raw cookie dough, right out of the tube. The other thing I eat is marshmallow fluff. — Sandra Bullock
A lot of what is wrong with corporate America has to do with a culture filled with antibodies trained to expel anything different. HR departments… — Nolan Bushnell
I'm very friendly or whatever, but I would hardly say that I'm that cookie-cutter. I don't live in L.A. or New York. I live in… — Kelly Clarkson
I have an amazing mother who's a real tough cookie. She taught me not to get emotional about [sexism in Hollywood], just be really practical… — Zoe Saldana
And thats the way it was and thats the way the cookie crumbles — Tupac Shakur
Everyone tries to look a cookie-cutter kind of way, and actually the people who look different are the ones who get picked up. — Meryl Streep
Nine! The Navy Diver is not a fighting man, he is a salvage expert. Ten! If it is lost underwater, he finds it. If it's… — Billy Sunday
A cookie store is a bad idea. Besides, the market research reports say America likes crispy cookies, not soft and chewy cookies like you make. — Debbi Fields
At the state dinner for Chinese President Hu Jintao, Hu opened a fortune cookie that said, 'You will lend us another trillion dollars.' — Conan O'Brien
Diets are a foolâ€™s errand. I eat something sweet every day, whether itâ€™s chocolate or a cookie. If I donâ€™t, I guarantee you that thereâ€™s… — Evangeline Lilly
I just did a five-day raw-food diet, but I'll never do that again. It's really hard! I'd wake up in the morning feeling great and… — Amanda Seyfried
A cookie has no soul, it's just a cookie. But before it was milk and eggs. And in eggs there's the potential for life. — Jean-Claude Van Damme
Don't expect too much from yourself. What I like to do when I have a day off is make various cookie doughs and freeze them.… — Giada De Laurentiis
It's gotten to the point where if I throw a cookie in the garbage, I have to douse it in Cascade. Otherwise, why wouldn't I… — Hoda Kotb
The FDA is now warning people not to eat raw cookie dough this holiday season. Is that how fat we're getting in this country? Our… — Jay Leno
Thereâ€™s a large part of me thatâ€™s four years old. I wake up in the morning and I know that somewhere thereâ€™s a cookie. I… — Newt Gingrich
Peace means no one is worried about anyone else's cookie...in this moment we are all quietly content with the cookies we have. — Amy Krouse Rosenthal
To me there's no real difference between a fortune teller or a fortune cookie and any of the organized religions. They're all equally valid or… — Woody Allen
I cannot read a fortune cookie without breaking down and crying. I am sensitive. — Thom Yorke

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