Cookie Quotes

192 quotes by 157 authors

Im the kind of girl.. that will choke on a cookie 9:16 am in the morning:D .... I need some milk:D — Patience(:
Cookie Monster said, Sometimes me think what is love. And then me think love is what last chocolate cookie is for. Me give up the… — Cookie Monster
Me and Elmo had a fight. Cookie Monster say sorry but Elmo still mad. Elmo left and me feel sad. Now, cookie don't know what… — Elmo And Cookie Monster
Eating girlscout cookies while gimped up.... and I looked down (my shirt) and thought... WOW that's where the rest of my cookie went! — Rose Etheridge
A balanced diet means a cookie in both hands. — Babloo
In the cookie of life, Friends r the chocolate chips that make life sweet, surprising and yummy. thanks for being one of the yummy choc… — Babloo
That depressing moment when you deep your cookie into milk for too long,it breaks off,and you wonder why bad things happen to good people. — Nix
Sometimes me think, 'What is friend?' and then me say 'Friend is someone to share the last cookie with. — Cookie Monster
Nikkas? Let's get real out here... All you want from her is sex right? Now why don't you just ask then go all round By… — Evan Ceaser
I can see ur sad even when u smile , even when u laugh I can see it in ur eyes deep inside u want… — Broken
Idk why these bitches dont shut there fucking mouth say shit about people cant spell wtf is this 3rd grade even if someone cant spell… — Bella
Looking looking looking cookie cutter bitchs fuck these bitchs fuck these bitchs — Mercedes
Looking looking looking cookie cutter bitchs fuck these bitchs fuck bitchs right bitchs you are just a small frie — Mercedes
You got me sippin' on something I can't compare to nothing I've ever known, I'm hoping That after this fever I'll survive I know I'm… — Crystal
I haven't killed anyone all day. Gimme a cookie. Now. — Rock Cowles
For you liam! :) — Nylle
The three-year-old who lies about taking a cookie isn't really a liar after all. He simply can't control his impulses. He then convinces himself of… — Cathy Rindner Tempelsman
She's not a cookie cutter. One and only. — Pretty Ricky
I did it all for the nookie. C'mon, the nookie. C'mon, so you can take that cookie and stick it up your, yeah!! — Limp Bizkit
Keep a smile LIKE AN EAT-N-PARK COOKIE. — Mac Miller

Who Wrote These Cookie Quotes

157 authors contributed a total of 192 Cookie Quotes, led by these top contributors: