Cookie Quotes

192 quotes by 157 authors

Which reminds me of a fortune cookie: you often find your destiny on the path you take to avoid it. — Hector Elizondo
On more than one occasion, the camera has cut to me after a break as I'm still trying to swallow the last bite of cookie.… — Lester Holt
It's easy to slide into believing you're the hypnotist here, the mirage master, the smart cookie who knows what's real and how all the tricks… — Tana French
I respect the IBF obligation to fight Povetkin, but I would like the exception to fight David Haye. That is the only title the Klitschkos… — Wladimir Klitschko
Divorce doesn't fit my cookie-cutter image. — Lindsey Vonn
Many who would not take the last cookie would take the last lifeboat. — Mignon McLaughlin
Children ask better questions than adults. "May I have a cookie?" "Why is the sky blue?" and "What does a cow say?" are far more… — Fran Lebowitz
I like a gooey cookie. — Trisha Yearwood
The common man prays, 'I want a cookie right now!' And God responds, 'If you'd listen to what I say, tomorrow it will bring you… — Criss Jami
Anya looked upon Nin admirably. Having him as a partner-in-crime-if only on this one occasion, which she hoped would only be the start of something… — Jess C Scott
A lot of the television industry is so cookie-cutter. In general, there are so many shows that are easy and bland to watch. You can… — Adam Baldwin
If you look at some shows that have an ugly feel to them, or a nihilistic sort of feel to them, you'll usually find a… — Michelle Forbes
If there is no happy ending. Make one out of cookie dough. — Cooper Edens
Cry to god. If you do that just for a couple minutes with your whole being, just like a child who so badly wants a… — Frederick Lenz
Every time you have a carrot instead of a cookie, every time you go to the gym instead of going to the movies, that's a… — Emily Oster
Happiness isn't a fortune in a cookie. It's deeper, wider, funnier, and more transporting than that. — Elvis Costello
In New York, if you weigh under 200 pounds and decline so much as a cookie at a co-worker's party, women will flock to your… — Sloane Crosley
I'm so glad I'm not a dentist. How many times does someone say, 'Oh, Doc, it felt so good when you were drilling my teeth'?… — Paula Deen
I've never felt like I was in the cookie business. I've always been in a feel good feeling business. My job is to sell joy.… — Debbi Fields
I found out when I did the Oprah Winfrey show that there was a cookie jar of me. So she gave it to me. I… — Carrie Fisher

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