Cookie Quotes

192 quotes by 157 authors

Man, he deserves a hero cookie. (Selena) — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Kuh-laire, Is cam a fattening Girl Scout Cookie layered with peanut butter and a chocolate coating? No. Then dont make him a tagalong! — Lisi Harrison
Did I mention I've finally decided on a nickname for you?" "I didn't know you were looking." Well, I've given the matter some serious thought."… — Alexandra Adornetto
this blue shirt i have is practically the same color as my jeans, and looking all-blue is something only cookie monster can pull off. — David Levithan
As we're standing there I realize we're almost exactly the same height. We must look like the dark and light side of an Oreo cookie,… — Lauren Oliver
Just because you're sober, don't think you're a good driver, Cookie. — John Irving
That's your solution? Have a cookie?' Astrid asked. 'No, my solution is to run down to the beach and hide out until this is all… — Michael Grant
Face it, you stupid little cookie maker,â€ Jenks said, almost sounding fond, â€œin the last couple of days youâ€™ve seen what itâ€™s like to be… — Kim Harrison
I had a dream this morning too, and you were in it," he said. "I don't remember what it was about, exactly, but when I… — Kate Brian
Thank you,â€ Simon said. â€œItâ€™s a joke, Isabelle. Heâ€™s the Count. He likes counting. You know. â€˜What did the Count eat today, children? One chocolate… — Cassandra Clare
There's an oatmeal cookie in there. I see no reason for the existence of oatmeal, particularly in cookies. — Nora Roberts
In a manner of speaking. As we intend for you to found a dynasty. And that dynasty will rule society until it has progressed enough… — James Patterson
No guy in his right mind would ever choose me when there are people like Hana in the world: It would be like settling for… — Lauren Oliver
Cookie dropped her purse and tried to catch it midair. In the process, she knocked over a vase. When she lunged for the vase, she… — Darynda Jones
Amy was profoundly shocked. "A little over an hour ago, our bus was attacked by three men in ski masks. They definitely knew me, and… — Gordon Korman
Where you just possessed?" Cookie asked after a long moment, awe softening her voice. "'Cause let me tell you, sweetheart, if that was possession, I'm… — Darynda Jones
I just don't know how to write a love letter. What can you say to a girl that shows you really like her?" "How about,… — Charles M. Schulz
It was as though the darkness was a sheet of raw cookie dough and someone had just taken a cookie cutter and made a child-sized… — Lauren Oliver
Oh, I forgot to tell you," Cookie said. "Amber wants your dad to get a teriyaki machine so she can sing for all the lonely… — Darynda Jones
I just got a fortune cookie that says "Turn off your computer and read a book" which is odd because I'm WRITING a book...on my… — Meg Cabot

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157 authors contributed a total of 192 Cookie Quotes, led by these top contributors: