Cookie Quotes

192 quotes by 157 authors

This is like a cookie, it tastes like a cookie having sex with a doughnut. — Daniel Handler
You can be miserable before you have a cookie and you can be miserable after you eat a cookie but you can't be miserable while… — Ina Garten
Most Americans don't know enough about basic economics to fill out one fortune cookie. — Neal Boortz
I find it hilarious when Obama's hand gets caught in the cookie jar — Allen West
And, in the future, while the dumb show of bohemianism plays itself out in the cookie cutter shape of the politically correct martyr/victim, aesthetic terrorists… — Adam Parfrey
If bitterness wants to get into the act, I offer it a cookie or a gumdrop. — James Broughton
You just never know when it might be cookie time. And, that is what the dogs have taught me. — Merrill Markoe
It may be the way the cookie crumbles on Madison Avenue, but in Hong Kong its the way the egg rolls. — Robert Orben
I got a fortune cookie that said, "To remember is to understand." I have never forgotten it. A good judge remembers what it was like… — Anna Quindlen
I'm not Mr. Nice Guy, I'm a tough cookie — Thomas Muster
College is the grinding machine of the Mathematical Establishment, a conveyor belt that takes individuals from one cookie cutter to another so that the product… — Bill Gaede
I wanted always to appear strong and in control . . . .Then the cookie began to crumble. — Chris Evert
I go "I just want a cup of black coffee." She goes "Do you want to try a biscotti? They're from Italy and they're considered… — Bill Engvall
If people would only *Look to the Cookie* - all our problems would be solved — Jerry Seinfeld
In the cookie of life, friends are the chocolate chips. — Salman Rushdie
You can't be a smart cookie if you have a crummy attitude. — John C. Maxwell
For young women, I would say don't worry so much about your weight. Girls spend way too much time thinking about that, and there are… — Meryl Streep
I'd rather take risks than make something that's cookie cutter. — Sandra Bullock
Ads are baked into content like chocolate chips into a cookie. Except, it's actually more like raisins into a cookie because no one [expletive] wants… — John Oliver
A lot of producers cookie cut movies one after another, but I'll be a little more careful, and have the opportunity to be, because I… — Ryan Phillippe

Who Wrote These Cookie Quotes

157 authors contributed a total of 192 Cookie Quotes, led by these top contributors: