Cookie Quotes
192 quotes by 149 authors
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A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
— Barbara Johnson
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I like cookies, any cookie you put in front of me - animal cookies, sugar cookies, anything crunchy.
— Maria Shriver
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When we think of classic American desserts, we tend to imagine apple pie and ice cream. However, the most classic American dessert of all might…
— Homaro Cantu
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I never carry a purse. My iPhone is always with me, a credit card, and a piece of mint chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream…
— Unknown Author
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The challenging part of parenting for me is to make sure that an individual person is an individual and not some sort of cookie-cutter version…
— Jamie Lee Curtis
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If the interview was done in the studio, Frank McGee would automatically do it. But if I went out and got it, then the interview…
— Barbara Walters
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The Famous Amos Chocolate Chip Cookie was an unexpected, unplanned pop culture phenomena. My father went from star-maker to star.
— Shawn Amos
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It is not secret here in Congress we have not had the discipline in many instances to keep our hands out of the cookie jar…
— Jeff Miller
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The film I think was a good film for what it was designed for. It was for kids. Unfortunately the critics slashed it before it…
— Justin Guarini
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Words fashioned with somewhat over precise diction are like shapes turned out by a cookie cutter.
— Peter De Vries
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I was really freaked out when I heard that Cookie Monster was going to be changed to Veggie Monster, but that turned out to be…
— Elizabeth Meriwether
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Ross: What if there is only one woman for everybody? You know. What if I get one woman and that's it? Unfortunately in my case…
— Friends
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I feel like a baby with my Cookie Monster footies(;
— Taylor
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Friends are chocolate chips in the cookie of life! !!
— Melchor Lim
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I got a crew that will handle that cookie jar Damn girl, I ain't tryin' to be rude Spread love like a guest list you…
— Superman
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For my FAKE online son: Dear son, Look both ways before crossing the street! Hold my hand! Tie your shoes! YOU DONT WANNA RUN AND…
— Jasmine
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If you want to read the fortune, you've got to break the cookie.
— John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic
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Yes, I do still have a teddy bear that I sleep with and talk to. Yes, I do still have a favorite blanket that I…
— Andrew James
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Share this cookie for no reason!! :) Lol
— Rachel Copeland
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Fuck You for cheating on me. Fuck you for reducing it to the word cheating. As if this were a card game, and you sneaked…
— Unknown Author
Who Wrote These Cookie Quotes
149 authors contributed a total of 192 Cookie Quotes, led by these top contributors: