Cookie Quotes

192 quotes by 149 authors

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand. — Barbara Johnson
I like cookies, any cookie you put in front of me - animal cookies, sugar cookies, anything crunchy. — Maria Shriver
When we think of classic American desserts, we tend to imagine apple pie and ice cream. However, the most classic American dessert of all might… — Homaro Cantu
I never carry a purse. My iPhone is always with me, a credit card, and a piece of mint chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream… — Unknown Author
The challenging part of parenting for me is to make sure that an individual person is an individual and not some sort of cookie-cutter version… — Jamie Lee Curtis
If the interview was done in the studio, Frank McGee would automatically do it. But if I went out and got it, then the interview… — Barbara Walters
The Famous Amos Chocolate Chip Cookie was an unexpected, unplanned pop culture phenomena. My father went from star-maker to star. — Shawn Amos
It is not secret here in Congress we have not had the discipline in many instances to keep our hands out of the cookie jar… — Jeff Miller
The film I think was a good film for what it was designed for. It was for kids. Unfortunately the critics slashed it before it… — Justin Guarini
Words fashioned with somewhat over precise diction are like shapes turned out by a cookie cutter. — Peter De Vries
I was really freaked out when I heard that Cookie Monster was going to be changed to Veggie Monster, but that turned out to be… — Elizabeth Meriwether
Ross: What if there is only one woman for everybody? You know. What if I get one woman and that's it? Unfortunately in my case… — Friends
I feel like a baby with my Cookie Monster footies(; — Taylor
Friends are chocolate chips in the cookie of life! !! — Melchor Lim
I got a crew that will handle that cookie jar Damn girl, I ain't tryin' to be rude Spread love like a guest list you… — Superman
For my FAKE online son: Dear son, Look both ways before crossing the street! Hold my hand! Tie your shoes! YOU DONT WANNA RUN AND… — Jasmine
If you want to read the fortune, you've got to break the cookie. — John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic
Yes, I do still have a teddy bear that I sleep with and talk to. Yes, I do still have a favorite blanket that I… — Andrew James
Share this cookie for no reason!! :) Lol — Rachel Copeland
Fuck You for cheating on me. Fuck you for reducing it to the word cheating. As if this were a card game, and you sneaked… — Unknown Author

Who Wrote These Cookie Quotes

149 authors contributed a total of 192 Cookie Quotes, led by these top contributors: