"If you want to read the fortune, you've……" — John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic
"If you want to read the fortune, you've got to break the cookie."
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55 Quotes by John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic
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Whether it's SFW depends on your W.
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The fact that toast always lands buttered side down would be a blessing if you kept your floor covered in…
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In the Photoshop of life, some of us need sharpening, some of us need resizing, and some of us need…
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Birds don't sing after a storm, they sing before the next one.
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I may be human scum, but damn it, I'm still scum.
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Flattery will get me nowhere? That's a hell of a lot better than the place I am now.
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A stone trips you. A daisy reaches up and pulls you down.
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In a tissue paper jungle, the paper tiger is justly feared.
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Those who complain that it's lonely at the top never invite you up there to keep them company.
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Whatever happened to that moment called NOW?
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To everyone else, I'm the happiest person in the world. But deep down inside, I'm really only the 12th happiest…
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Is it that a lot of stuff looks like the Virgin Mary, or that the Virgin Mary looks like a…
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Love is the hardest habit to break, and the most difficult to satisfy.
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