Cookie Quotes

192 quotes by 157 authors

Cookie Monster thief, not liar. — Cookie Monster
C is for cookie. — Cookie Monster
I LIVE to think for myself. I refuse to be a mindless sheep following the crowd into cookie-cutter oblivion. Otherwise I'd just be a zombie… — Hervey Taylor IV
Sometimes me think what is love, and then me think love is what last cookie is for. Me give up the last cookie for you. — Cookie Monster
New kicks give me cushion like whoopie, Keep a smile like a eat n park cookie — Mac Miller
Keep a smile like a Eat'n Park cookie — Mac Miller
Man when that cookie crumble, everybody want a crumb... — Lil Wayne
Man I just can't help it I see a cookie, I grab one. Lookin' for some nookie, I'm tryna scoop me a bad one. — J. Cole
Me told not to eat cookie with letter — Cookie Monster
No Bitch You Gimee Cookie ! umm numm numm numm — Cookie Monster
Its too many people that have a cookie, but ain't doing shit for the MILK. — Merle Rutledge Jr
Cool story bro. want a cookie ? — Unkonwn
The more this guy talked, the more he sounded like a fortune cookie. — Kelly Creagh
FO SERIOUS... YOU TOOK MY COOKIE!!! — Rayford
I had a fortune cookie the other day and it said:Outlook not so good. I thought:Ofcourse not, but Microsoft ships it anyway — Unkown
I've always been a Girl Scout Thin Mint Cookie guy with the occasional Samoa on the side. Do-si-dos are the shiz. — Jake Owen
Your my daily fourtune cookie. — Syoung
I am still convinced that a good, simple, homemade cookie is preferable to all the store-bought cookies one can find. — James Beard
Sometimes me think, what is a friend, and then me say a friend is someone to share the best cookie with, -love COOKIE MONSTER — Ana 13
When you love a child with ADHD, it shows. You love their quirks as much as you love their smirks. It's all part of their… — Becca Mac

Who Wrote These Cookie Quotes

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