Cookie Quotes

192 quotes by 156 authors

The cookie maker needs someone to look out for him. — Kim Harrison
I want you to take a sleeve of Thin Mints and line them up on the edge of the kitchen counter and when I'm hungry… — Jack Gantos
I looked up at Ellen and her not-glowing pentagram. "Harm none is the rule, Ellen: bad witch, no cookie. — Laurell K. Hamilton
Cookie had taken her daughter amber to school then walked the thirty-something feet to work earlier. Our business was on the second floor of Calamity's,… — Darynda Jones
Gideon opened his and read, â€œProsperity will knock on your door soon.â€ I snorted. Cary shot me a look. â€œI know, right? You snatched someone… — Sylvia Day
Heâ€™s being held prisoner on a ceramic-lined cookie sheet in the oven,â€ Thomas said. â€œI figured he couldnâ€™t jigger his way out of a bunch… — Jim Butcher
They were almond cookies, although they could have been made of spinach and shoes for all I cared. I ate eleven of them, right in… — Daniel Handler
I'm beginning to think cookies is a code word for something else." "Maybe it is." He tugged on my bag again as he took a… — Unknown Author
It was a cookie, not a crack pipe. — Unknown Author
Itâ€™s just a cookie, sweetheart. — Unknown Author
Cookie for you. Cookie for me. — Unknown Author
I can see that you donâ€™t believe me. Maybe it was the cookie? Well, you refused to taste my cookies last night and honestly, I… — Unknown Author
So you have your price. Your soul for a cookie. — James Patterson
A foolish man thinks he knows everything. A wise man knows he doesn't," Finn replied absently, still looking down at the book. "That's such a… — Amanda Hocking
Charley talking to Cookie â€˜'You know those women in nursing homes that have to be restrained around the clock because they mix up everyones medication… — Darynda Jones
Want a cookie,' Ra said. 'What kind?' 'Weasel cookie.' I'm here to tell you, that comment about weasel cookies probably saved the known universe. — Rick Riordan
â€•You realize I can hear you without the annoying intercom. Cookie and I both leaned forward and looked at each other through the doorway. â€•But… — Darynda Jones
Racism should never have happened and so you don't get a cookie for reducing it. — Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie
Is there a cookie at the end of this lecture? ... I got a cookie after all ... Dear god, the cookie was poisoned. — Ilona Andrews
What thought or message would you put in a fortune cookie? "Stop reading this. Eat the cookie and live your life. — Veronica Roth

Who Wrote These Cookie Quotes

156 authors contributed a total of 192 Cookie Quotes, led by these top contributors: