Cookie Quotes

192 quotes by 157 authors

The cookie-cutter liberal, the standard operating procedure liberal, is really a giant ignoramus. I mean that seriously. They're really ignorant. — Rush Limbaugh
People have got to learn: if they don't have cookies in the cookie jar, they can't eat cookies. — Suze Orman
I have a bad sweet tooth. I'm pretty good when I have to eat well for work, but otherwise, I could eat a whole roll… — Jeremy Renner
When people tell me they are going to go scrapbooking, I say, 'Why don't you make it yourself.' It's like chocolate-chip cookies. People buy the… — Amy Sedaris
The Vice-Presidency is sort of like the last cookie on the plate. Everybody insists he won't take it, but somebody always does. — Bill Vaughan
Nothing is more effective than sincere, accurate praise, and nothing is more lame than a cookie-cutter compliment. — Bill Walsh
Honey, a man can't keep his gun in a cookie jar. It just isn't done. — Janet Evanovich
Hey, ah, does anyone want a cookie or something? Oh yeah. A cookie. That would make everything better. Dunked in a shot of tequila ,… — Kim Harrison
IT was the time of day when Lake Eden residents decided it was too late for a breakfast cookie and too early for a lunch… — Joanne Fluke
Everything is exactly as it is for a reason. The crumb on your table is no mystical reminder of this morning's cookie, it is there… — Richard Bach
Apparently the complete works of Shakespeare packed quite a wallop. To think, my mother said I'd never find use for an English degree. Ha! I'd… — Rachel Vincent
So you have you price," I said with a mouthful of crumbs. "Your soul for a cookie." Fang made sure Dr. Martinez wasn't looking and… — James Patterson
Eve: "Was that like a cookie?" Roarke: "Hmmm?" Eve: "You know, have a cookie. You'll feel better. Were you making me feel better?" Roarke: "I… — Nora Roberts
I took a bite of cookie and chewed. â€œHmmm,â€ I said, trying not to spit crumbs. â€œClear vanilla notes, too-sweet chocolate chips, distinct flavor of… — James Patterson
A world without right or wrong was a world that did not want itself, anything other than itself, or anything not those two things, but… — Tao Lin
I look out the window and I see the lights and the skyline and the people on the street rushing around looking for action, love,… — Nora Ephron
Some poeple just don't have what it takes to appreciate a cookie. — James Patterson
Why are terms of endearment always food? Honey, cookie, sugar, pumpkin. Its not like caring about someone is enough to actually sustain you. — Jodi Picoult
Funny, how one good cookie could calm the mind and even elevate a troubled soul. — Dean Koontz
...when the armed robber of unhappiness knocks over the Keebler cookie display of our complacency, and bangs the samurai sword of negativity on the checkout… — Dave Barry

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