"Honey, a man can't keep his gun in……" — Janet Evanovich

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• Remember, sex is like a Chinese dinner. It ain't over 'til you both get your cookie. — Alec Baldwin
• I love raw cookie dough, right out of the tube. The other thing I eat is marshmallow fluff. — Sandra Bullock
• A lot of what is wrong with corporate America has to do with a culture filled with antibodies trained to… — Nolan Bushnell
• I'm very friendly or whatever, but I would hardly say that I'm that cookie-cutter. I don't live in L.A. or… — Kelly Clarkson
• I have an amazing mother who's a real tough cookie. She taught me not to get emotional about [sexism in… — Zoe Saldana
• And thats the way it was and thats the way the cookie crumbles — Tupac Shakur
• Everyone tries to look a cookie-cutter kind of way, and actually the people who look different are the ones who… — Meryl Streep
• Nine! The Navy Diver is not a fighting man, he is a salvage expert. Ten! If it is lost underwater,… — Billy Sunday
• A cookie store is a bad idea. Besides, the market research reports say America likes crispy cookies, not soft and… — Debbi Fields
• At the state dinner for Chinese President Hu Jintao, Hu opened a fortune cookie that said, 'You will lend us… — Conan O'Brien
• Diets are a fool’s errand. I eat something sweet every day, whether it’s chocolate or a cookie. If I don’t,… — Evangeline Lilly
• I just did a five-day raw-food diet, but I'll never do that again. It's really hard! I'd wake up in… — Amanda Seyfried

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