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More Alligator Quotes

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• Once when I was golfing in Georgia, I hooked the ball into the swamp. I went in after it and… — Buddy Hackett
• On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he's now my golf bag. — Bob Hope
• It embarrasses me to think of all those years I was buying silk suits and alligator shoes that were hurting… — George Foreman
• Remember that postcard Grandpa sent us from Florida of that Alligator biting that woman's bottom? That's right, we all thought… — Homer
• The government competes in the private sector the way an alligator competes with a duck. — Mike Pence
• First time I saw an alligator gar I damn near threw up. They ain't natural anything get that big. It's… — Unknown Author
• What is a turducken? An exclusive culinary creation available by special order from some little Cajun town down south. Entirely… — S.A. Bodeen
• My number one rule is to keep that camera rolling. Even if it's shaky or slightly out of focus, I… — Steve Irwin
• I look in music magazines now and see things on Luther Allison, and my name's getting out there more, thanks… — Luther Allison
• When we were shooting in Shreveport, me and a couple of friends went down to Lafayette, because they had a… — Alexander Skarsgard
• See you later, alligator. After a while, crocodile. — Bill Haley
• When Amos Moses was a boy his daddy would use him for alligator bait, tie a rope around his neck… — Jerry Reed

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