Alligator Quotes

39 quotes by 35 authors

Once when I was golfing in Georgia, I hooked the ball into the swamp. I went in after it and found an alligator wearing a… — Buddy Hackett
On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he's now my golf bag. — Bob Hope
It embarrasses me to think of all those years I was buying silk suits and alligator shoes that were hurting my feet; cars that I… — George Foreman
A gun is not a weapon! It's a tool, like a butcher's knife, or a harpoon, or an alligator. — Homer
Remember that postcard Grandpa sent us from Florida of that Alligator biting that woman's bottom? That's right, we all thought it was hilarious. But, it… — Homer
The government competes in the private sector the way an alligator competes with a duck. — Mike Pence
First time I saw an alligator gar I damn near threw up. They ain't natural anything get that big. It's ten feet long and three… — Bukka White
What is a turducken? An exclusive culinary creation available by special order from some little Cajun town down south. Entirely deboned, a turducken consists of… — S.A. Bodeen
My number one rule is to keep that camera rolling. Even if it's shaky or slightly out of focus, I don't give a rip. Even… — Steve Irwin
I look in music magazines now and see things on Luther Allison, and my name's getting out there more, thanks to all the good people… — Luther Allison
When we were shooting in Shreveport, me and a couple of friends went down to Lafayette, because they had a big Zydeco music festival down… — Alexander Skarsgard
See you later, alligator. After a while, crocodile. — Bill Haley
When Amos Moses was a boy his daddy would use him for alligator bait, tie a rope around his neck and throw him in the… — Jerry Reed
I dislike the word 'emerging artist.' Emerging connotes to me an alligator coming up from the water. I consider all artists to be artists, not… — Jack White
Nobody in the city of Los Angeles knows how to catch an alligator, ... We have no experience in recreation and parks, the zoo or… — Janice Hahn
I'm that same David Crockett, fresh from the backwoods, half-horse, half-alligator, a little touched with the snapping turtle; can wade the Mississippi, leap the Ohio,… — Davy Crockett
If I could rest anywhere, it would be in Arkansas, where the men are of the real half-horse, half-alligator breed such as grows nowhere else… — Davy Crockett
The sensation of writing a book is the sensation of spinning, blinded by love and daring. It is the sensation of a stunt pilot's turning… — Annie Dillard
You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot. — Phyllis Diller
Never insult an alligator until after you have crossed the river. — Cordell Hull

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