Alligators Quotes

54 quotes by 51 authors

Once when I was golfing in Georgia, I hooked the ball into the swamp. I went in after it and found an alligator wearing a… — Buddy Hackett
On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he's now my golf bag. — Bob Hope
It embarrasses me to think of all those years I was buying silk suits and alligator shoes that were hurting my feet; cars that I… — George Foreman
It's hard, when you're up to your armpits in alligators, to remember you came here to drain the swamp. — Ronald Reagan
Just take them rascals [rapists, killers, child abusers] out in the swamp / Put 'em on their knees and tie 'em to a stump /… — Charlie Daniels
Itâ€™s so hard for me to sit back here in this studio, looking at a guy out here, hollering my name!â€”When last year I spent… — Ric Flair
A gun is not a weapon! It's a tool, like a butcher's knife, or a harpoon, or an alligator. — Homer
Remember that postcard Grandpa sent us from Florida of that Alligator biting that woman's bottom? That's right, we all thought it was hilarious. But, it… — Homer
The government competes in the private sector the way an alligator competes with a duck. — Mike Pence
First time I saw an alligator gar I damn near threw up. They ain't natural anything get that big. It's ten feet long and three… — Bukka White
It makes my skin crawl to think about the violent ways snakes, lizards, alligators and other exotic creatures are raised and killed for boots, bags… — Kelly Brook
What is a turducken? An exclusive culinary creation available by special order from some little Cajun town down south. Entirely deboned, a turducken consists of… — S.A. Bodeen
My father being an outdoors person, he used to take us on quite a few adventures thorugh the wild areas down there, introducing us to… — Jim Fowler
Besides alligators, the only animals to be feared are the poisonous serpents. These are certainly common enough in the forest, but no fatal accident happened… — Henry Walter Bates
Writing is the hardest way of earning a living, with the possible exception of wrestling alligators. — Richard Miller
My number one rule is to keep that camera rolling. Even if it's shaky or slightly out of focus, I don't give a rip. Even… — Steve Irwin
Really, it was difficult to determine which I had most reason to fearâ€”dogs, alligators or men! — Solomon Northup
I look in music magazines now and see things on Luther Allison, and my name's getting out there more, thanks to all the good people… — Luther Allison
Writing fantasy lets me imagine a great deal more than, say, writing about alligators, and lets me write about places more distant than Florida, but… — Terry Brooks
Well, Im wrestling alligators. — Claire McCaskill

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