Joe Morelli Quotes
- Honey, a man can't keep his gun in a cookie jar. It just isn't done. — Janet Evanovich
- We don't usually write up accidents involving rabbits. - Joe Morelli — Janet Evanovich
- It's not the pizza, darlin', its my masculine presence." Joe Morelli — Janet Evanovich
- Does your mother know that you're carrying a gun? I'm going to tell her. I'm going to call and tell her right now." Joe Morelli's… — Janet Evanovich
- You're going to find this hard to believe, but cops aren't required to carry emergency condoms." Joe Morelli — Janet Evanovich
- And the closest I've come to an out-of-body experience was when Joe Morelli took his mouth to me fourteen years ago, behind the eclair case. — Janet Evanovich