Cookie Jar Quotes
- I find it hilarious when Obama's hand gets caught in the cookie jar — Allen West
- I found out when I did the Oprah Winfrey show that there was a cookie jar of me. So she gave it to me. I… — Carrie Fisher
- People have got to learn: if they don't have cookies in the cookie jar, they can't eat cookies. — Suze Orman
- Honey, a man can't keep his gun in a cookie jar. It just isn't done. — Janet Evanovich
- It is not secret here in Congress we have not had the discipline in many instances to keep our hands out of the cookie jar… — Jeff Miller
- I got a crew that will handle that cookie jar Damn girl, I ain't tryin' to be rude Spread love like a guest list you… — Superman
- Fuck You for cheating on me. Fuck you for reducing it to the word cheating. As if this were a card game, and you sneaked… — The Lovers
- Sometimes I feel like the last cookie in the cookie jar; broken and alone. — Krystiana Gonzalez