"Hey grandpa... When was the last time you…" — Kevin Hart
"Hey grandpa... When was the last time you got some ass?"
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265 Quotes by Kevin Hart
Kevin Hart has 265 quotes on this site.
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The racehorses assemble at the starting barrier in all the finery of a mediaeval pageant, the jockeys in silks like…
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People May Hate You For Being Different and Not Living By Society's Standards,but Deep Down,They Wish They Had The Courage…
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I DON'T have EX's! I have Y's. Like 'Y the hell did I date you?!
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My experiences in life are getting bigger and better. The more stuff I do, the more stuff I talk about…
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At the end of the day, I want to be part of the same conversation as Chris Rock, Eddie Murphy,…
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The day Rick Ross dives into the crowd, is the day we find out who his true fans are.
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The only time you should look back in life, is to see how far you have come.
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Life is too short to worry about what others say about you. Have fun and give them something to talk…
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How the hell do you wake up dead?
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My baby is weird man... when he get mad, he gets in the oven.
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There's a difference between who we love, who we settle for, and who we're meant for.
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The worst thing about being lied to, is realizing they don't think you're worth the truth.
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More Ass Quotes
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one of 2,172 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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Most chick singers say 'if you hurt me, I'll die'... I say, 'if you hurt me, I'll kick your ass.'
— Pat Benatar
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I get satisfaction of three kinds. One is creating something, one is being paid for it and one is the…
— William F. Buckley, Jr.
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A man that hoards up riches and enjoys them not, is like an ass that carries gold and eats thistles.
— Richard Burton
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If it's illegal to rock and roll, throw my ass in jail!
— Kurt Cobain
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I almost resent the whole fashion thing. Good God- never wearing the same thing twice and all of those things.…
— Jennifer Aniston
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When I die, bury me on my stomach and let the world kiss my ass.
— LL Cool J
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I felt like I was definitely robbed, and I refuse to give any politically correct bullshit ass comment. I was…
— Kanye West
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The biggest sin is sitting on your ass.
— Florynce Kennedy
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Life's hard. It's even harder when you're stupid.
— John Wayne
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Life is never easy for those who dream.
— Robert James Waller
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We view ourselves on the eve of battle. We are nerved for the contest, and must conquer or perish. It…
— Sam Houston
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I hope you're all Republicans.
— Ronald Reagan
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