Grandma Said Quotes

15 Grandma Said quotes by 6 unique authors

My grandma said - when I was really young and I'd sing along to the radio - why do you sing in an American accent?… — Emma Watson
Grandma said [...] when you come on something that is good, first thing to do is share it with whoever you can find; that way,… — Forrest Carter
Ranger is an unusual name," she managed. "Is it a nickname?" It's a street name," Ranger said. "I was a Ranger in the army." I… — Janet Evanovich
You need teeth like mine!" Grandma said. "You can just mail 'em to the dentist! — Janet Evanovich
You gonna take the case?" It's not a case. It's a missing person. Sort of." You're gonna have a devil of a time finding him… — Janet Evanovich
Think of negative speech as verbal pollution. And that's what I've been doing: visualizing insults and gossip as a dark cloud, maybe one with some… — A. J. Jacobs
I always wanted to eat with a Negro,” Grandma said. Yeah, well I always wanted to eat with a boney- assed old white woman,” Lula… — Janet Evanovich
Aren't you something," Grandma said. "I never saw a midget up close." "Little person," Briggs said. "And I never saw anyone as old as you… — Janet Evanovich
The dog ran into the kitchen, stuck his nose in Grandma's crotch, and snuffled. Dang," Grandma said. "Guess my new perfume really works. I'm gonna… — Janet Evanovich
I know what you're thinking," Grandma said into the silence. "Do I have anymore bullets in this here gun? Well, with all the confusion, what… — Janet Evanovich
Maybe it was me," Grandma said."Sometimes they sneak out.Did I fart? — Janet Evanovich
I’m going back to bed,” Grandma said when Mooner and Dougie left. “This doesn’t look too interesting. I liked it better the other night when… — Janet Evanovich
Grandma, how old is she?" "Oh I don't know." Grandma said. "You'd have to cut off her head and count the rings in her neck. — Richard Peck
Almost everybody I know has died,” Grandma said. “Bunch of wimps. — Janet Evanovich
Little girl asks her grandma: Grandma, can you show me a magic trick? Grandma answers: I can't dear, but I'm sure your grandpa knows one.… — Sharlene05

Who Wrote These Grandma Said Quotes

6 authors contributed a total of 15 Grandma Said Quotes as follows: