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• The dog ran into the kitchen, stuck his nose in Grandma's crotch, and snuffled. Dang," Grandma said. "Guess my new perfume really… — Janet Evanovich
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• Maybe it was me," Grandma said."Sometimes they sneak out.Did I fart? — Janet Evanovich
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