"Son asks his father: Dad, how many kinds……" — Sharlene05

"Son asks his father: Dad, how many kinds of boobies are there? Father answers: Well son, there's three kinds of breasts. In her twenties a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her thirties and fourties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions. Son asks: Onions? Father answers: You see them and they make you cry."

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