Jokes Quotes

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Comedy mocks the vanity of visions of rational control. The person who can joke amidst a confrontation with evil, like the quick-witted Spider-Man, must be… — Peter Leithart
I think of myself as a comedian who has the pleasure of writing jokes about things that I actually care about. — Jon Stewart
To call them emotional comedies sounds cloying. Like Billy Wilder said, 'You want to make them laugh and you want to make them cry,' and… — Unknown Author
My goal is to get on the national team. People joke that we'll be able to go to Beijing in 2008, but it's just jokes… — Unknown Author
A civil servant doesn't make jokes. — Eugene Ionesco
I am aware that by many persons, it is considered in the nature of a joke to to become a candidate and to be elected… — Samuel Ealy Johnson, Jr.
The insular arrogance of the English character is a commonplace joke. — Goldwin Smith
I often joke with my audiences that I make most of my income on a ski pole. People smile but they get my point. You… — Robin Sharma
I used to have a group called Bad-Movie Saturday. Every Saturday, six of us would go see the worst movie that came out each weekend.… — Jason Reitman
I don't approve of political jokes; I have seen too many of them get elected. — Jon Stewart
The year that Rutherford died (1938 [sic]) there disappeared forever the happy days of free scientific work which gave us such delight in our youth.… — Pyotr Kapitsa
I'm not good at anything except writing jokes. I wasn't good at sports, I wasn't good at anything artsy, ever. I think there was a… — Mindy Kaling
The sad thing is, I was discovering that you almost have to make a joke of being good to strangers. Up and down the country,… — Danny Wallace
You watch an old 'Jeopardy!' and the categories alone are very plain. 'Poetry,' or 'Movies,' or 'Physics.' If you watch it now, though, there'll be… — Ken Jennings
Life as such has to be taken as a cosmic joke - and then suddenly you relax because there is nothing to be tense about.… — Rajneesh
I'm still no good at ball-and-stick games. If I go play golf with the guys, it's intended to be a joke. — Neil Peart
Most critics don't realize that a novel like One Hundred Years of Solitude is a bit of a joke, full of signals to close friends;… — Gabriel Garcia Marquez
I try to exist in a world where there is freedom of opinion, where you're allowed to make jokes. I don't want to live in… — Boy George
A joke a day keeps the gloom away! — Cesar Romero
I remember what J. Golden Kimball said when he came down to the stake where I was presiding. I introduced him as the 'Will Rogers'… — Hugh B. Brown
I'm not a man who constantly thinks up jokes. But I think it's very important to be able to see the funny side of life… — Pope Benedict XVI
There was no working title for the album. The record-jacket designer said `When I think of the group, I always think of power and force.… — Jimmy Page
Take any country that has laws against hate crimes, inspiring hatred and genocide and so on. The first thing they would do is ban the… — Noam Chomsky
If you have to do something, write me a funny AIDS play. Sure you can. It's the biggest joke played on us since sex itself… — Robert Patrick
I voted for Ralph Nader in 2000, but I will not make that mistake again. The joke is over for Nader. He was funny once,… — Hunter S. Thompson

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