"I'm not a standup. I don't really have……" — Julia Sweeney

"I'm not a standup. I don't really have jokes. I don't have 10 minutes. It took a while for me to realize this."

— Julia Sweeney

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17 Quotes by Julia Sweeney

Julia Sweeney has 17 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

It was a fine cancer experience, as cancer experiences go.
It took me years, but letting go of religion has been the most profound wake up of my life. I…
Oh my, I've just discovered what science shows us about our humble but spectacular place in the universe, and I…
Our family was too strange and weird for even Santa Claus to come visit ... Santa, who was jolly -…
I get mad at people who talk about traumatic job interviews, about going on one and getting rejected. I get…
Why isn't there a book about someone losing their faith and it being a beautiful experience?
I think one of the basic tasks in life - one of the nice things we can do for each…
To a certain extent I am taking a leap of faith. I'm adding up the evidence on either side, and…
I like going back and writing fiction.
I was on stage and I was like I will pay someone to do my time, not only will I…
You know, in high school I thought Catholicism was funny and sort of ridiculous, but then I also liked it,…
I went with agnosticism for a long, long time because I just hated to say I was an atheist -…

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More Inspirational Quotes

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This is the precept by which I have lived: Prepare for the worst; expect the best; and take what comes. — Hannah Arendt
There are no dangerous thoughts; thinking itself is dangerous. — Hannah Arendt
Storytelling reveals meaning without committing the error of defining it. — Hannah Arendt
By its very nature the beautiful is isolated from everything else. From beauty no road leads to reality. — Hannah Arendt
To be free in an age like ours, one must be in a position of authority. That in itself would… — Hannah Arendt
Action without a name, a who attached to it, is meaningless. — Hannah Arendt
These are the fifties, you know. The disgusting, posturing fifties. — Hannah Arendt
I love you, and because I love you, I would sooner have you hate me for telling you the truth… — Pietro Aretino
Perugia is my true fatherland because there I grew to manhood. — Pietro Aretino
I want to do what I want when I want to do it not be dictated to by audiences. — Dario Argento
I went through a phase where I thought nostalgia was a bad thing. — Dario Argento
In Italy the censor is very old and there are many judges and psychiatrists who analyse you. — Dario Argento

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