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My medication must be wearing off I'm starting to think my jokes are funny. — Stanley Victor Paskavich
My girlfriend thinks my jokes are stupid, but she still let's me put my penis inside of her. So, who's stupid now? — Nikhil Saluja
I used to show you the happy side of me. I tell jokes, makes you laugh, wear a smile every time. But didn't you ever… — Jahz Amandy
Deciding to take up jogging, the middle-aged man was astounded by the wide selection of jogging shoes available at the local sports shoe store. While… — Babloo
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was and always will be yours. If it never returns, it was never… — Babloo
That annoying moment when you just want to listen to music but someone wants to constantly speak to you, making you pause your song — Emanuel Sebastiao
Girl:How Much Do you Love me? Boy: My heart is a mobile and u r its SIM. Girl:Ooh God... I m Soo Lucky.. . .… — DEV
What do you get when you put 50 lawyers in a room with 50 lesbians? One hundred people who don't do dick. — Kevin
Cutting the hair in your body even in outside or inside, Yes! Mostly in inside. Youre trying to get my nose so I can smell… — Meicee29
There are only so many of us born at a time and we are thrown into the world to find each other, to find the… — Iain Thomas
Two gay men decide to have a baby. They mix their sperm and have a surrogate mother artificially inseminated. When the baby is born, they… — Kevin
Hey everybody on Twitter, I think we can cool it with all the jokes. — Nikhil Saluja
I'm not an optimist but hopefully one day I will be. — Nikhil Saluja

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