Humorous Quotes

1582 Humorous quotes by 573 unique authors

The Lord's Prayer is 66 words, the Gettysburg Address is 286 words, and there are 1,322 words in the Declaration of Independence. Yet, government regulations… — David McIntosh
In the world of human thought generally, and in physical science particularly, the most important and fruitful concepts are those to which it is impossible… — Unknown Author
Well, it may be humorous to you, but it’s a very serious matter to the squirrels. — Lisa Kleypas
THE NAME OF THE WIND has everything fantasy readers like, magic and mysteries and ancient evil, but it's also humorous and terrifying and completely believable.… — Tad Williams
Look at Gleason in The Honeymooners. He was humorous but the way he lived wasn't really humorous. He was a bus driver. Who wants to… — George Thorogood
The profoundly humorous writers are humorous because they are responsive to the hopeless, uncouth, concatenations of life. — V. S. Pritchett
Get your mind unbound and free; and then from the loosest, highest, best place you have, with the fastest and most humorous mind you can… — Stephen Gaskin
If there was sadness in this creative world of mine, it was a pleasant sadness. If there were problems, they were humorous problems. — Norman Rockwell
Subversive, ethical, ecological, political, humorous ... this is how I see my duty as a designer. — Philippe Starck
The humorous story is American, the comic story is English, the witty story is French. The humorous story depends for its effect upon the manner… — Mark Twain
The only thing that prevented a father's love from faltering was the fact that there was in his possession a photograph of himself at the… — P.G. Wodehouse
He was a long, stripy policeman, who flowed out of his uniform at odd spots, as if Nature, setting out to make a constable, had… — P.G. Wodehouse
She could not have gazed at him with a more rapturous intensity if she had been a small child and he a saucer of ice… — P.G. Wodehouse
It looked something like a pen wiper and something like a piece of hearth-rug. A second and keener inspection revealed it as a Pekinese puppy. — P.G. Wodehouse
It was a confusion of ideas between him and one of the lions he was hunting in Kenya that had caused A. B. Spottsworth to… — P.G. Wodehouse
I'm just trying to portray what I find ironic or humorous. — Max Cannon
I'll tell you how I'd like to be remembered: As a black man who won the heavyweight title - Who has humorous and who never… — Muhammad Ali
The people shall further be graded according to wealth, and—humorous touch this—the more obviously a man labor, the more stinting shall be his reward; the… — Jamie O'Neill
Character doesn't matter. — William J. Clinton
I don't think the Republicans can damage my character — William J. Clinton
They are cutting medicare — William J. Clinton
It is a $270 billion cut in medicare — William J. Clinton
I will tell you this: I will not raise taxes on the middle-class to pay for these programs. — William J. Clinton
It might suprise you to know I think I raised them too much, too — William J. Clinton
I take full responsability...for what we did. It was the right thing to do. — William J. Clinton

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