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Comedy Quotes by Steven Wright
- Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.
- To me, comedy is just twisting reality. It's commenting or observing or twisting life.
- I never even thought of myself as deadpan until someone wrote an article about me about a year after I was doing comedy. There was…
- I paint; I draw and paint - I've been doing that since I was in third grade, drawing realistically and then changing to abstract art.…
- I've been doing comedy longer than I haven't been doing comedy, as I was performing for three years before I even got on 'The Tonight…
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