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Car Quotes by Mitch Hedberg
- When I was on acid, I would see things like beams of light and I would hear sounds that sounded an awful lot like car…
- I have an underwater camera just in case I crash my car into a river, and at the last minute I see a photo opportunity…
- I want to be a race car passenger: just a guy who bugs the driver. Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should…
- I know a lot about cars, man. I can look at any car's headlights and tell you exactly which way it's coming.
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- (On seeing a former lover for the first time in years) I thought I told you to wait in the car. — Tallulah Bankhead
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