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A Muslim allowed a topless Jew to sit on his camel. And we say we can't live side by side? I say we try and…

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First of all, who cares if people hate you? There's always a guarantee that certain people will dislike you. There's never any…
It's been my experience that people who make proclamations about themselves are usually the opposite of what they claim to be. If…
I had an abortion when I was 16. Because that's what I should have done. Otherwise I would now have a 20-year-old…
Sometimes, Chelsea, I wonder, how you get by from day to day. It's a good thing you're so voluptuous.
I'm not that shallow, asshole. I don't need money. It's way more important for them to be good-looking.
Even if times are tough and you're enduring a terrible heartache, it's important to focus your anger on a vibrator, not another…
My whole life is reading tabloid magazines. It’s really sad, because that’s what my show is all about — what is going…
Paris Hilton has launched a new champagne in a can called Rich Prosecco. For the ad campaign Paris posed wearing nothing but…
Paris Hilton is one of the hosts for Nicole Richie’s baby shower, and they’re serving sushi. Awesome, Paris—sushi, the one thing pregnant…
Thanksgiving is coming. I wonder what the holiday will be like at Dog the Bounty Hunter’s house—obviously, they’ll have a turkey with…
A Catholic priest who’s been sending threatening notes to Conan O’Brien was charged with stalking in the fourth degree. It just goes…
Angelina Jolie’s older brother James Haven, the one she made out with, has a license plate on his SUV that reads Shiloh.…

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I used to think I was ugly. I thought I looked like a camel. A person who doesn't love themselves, they will… — Mary J. Blige
When I take action, I'm not going to fire a $2 million missile at a $10 empty tent and hit a camel… — George W. Bush
Do not free a camel of the burden of his hump; you may be freeing him from being a camel. — Gilbert K. Chesterton
A camel is a horse designed by committee. — Alec Issigonis
My heart has become capable of every form: It is a pasture for gazelles And a monastery for Christian monks, And the… — Ibn Arabi
Ask a wise man to dinner and he'll upset everyone by his gloomy silence or tiresome questions. Invite him to a dance… — Desiderius Erasmus
Having a great golf swing helps under pressure, but golf is a game about scoring. It's like an artist who can get… — Jerry Pate
Sooner will a camel pass through a needle's eye than a great man be "discovered" by an election. — Adolf Hitler
If one commits the act of sodomy with a cow, an ewe, or a camel, their urine and their excrements become impure,… — Ruhollah Khomeini
The soul should take care of the body, just as the pilgrim on his way to Makkah takes care of his camel;… — Al-Ghazali
If patience and gratitude had been she camels, it would have mattered little on which I rode. — Unknown Author
If Camels are the ship of the dessert, this one is the Titanic — Karl Pilkington

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