Humor Quote by Cate Tiernan

“Miles bowed, sitting; his floater bobbed slightly. “My horse would like you fine. He’s extremely amiable, not to mention much too old and lazy…

— Lois McMaster Bujold

“He's magnificent!" Maureen sighed, walking to the window and watching Brevan saunter toward the barn. "He is not a horse, Maury," Genieva reminded.”

— Marcia Lynn McClure

“The stallion stared in my direction and bared his teeth. Now horses were giving me crap.”

— Ilona Andrews

“You ate my horse?”

— C. Bailey Sims

“Do you think horses like to race?”

— Kat Shehata

“He ate my horse.”

— Brandon Sanderson

“She looked, I decided this morning, much more like a horse than a human being. In fact she would have been a very nice…

— Agatha Christie

“I’m fine,” he said gently. “Back on the horse, Cath.” “What’s the horse?” she sighed, watching him pull on a South High hoodie. “Jogging?…

— Rainbow Rowell

“Don't you mean 'assclown'?" he looked amused. "No," I said louder this time. "I mean asscrown. The crown on top of the asshat that…

— Michelle Hodkin

“I should imagine that in my time I have eaten enough horses to provide a royal escort.”

— Auberon Waugh

“I learned a long time ago...admire a big horse, saddle a small one.”

— L.J. Martin

“You look like shit,” Horse said helpfully as he pulled up a lawn chair next to me. He sounded almost cheerful, which annoyed me.…

— Joanna Wylde