Humor Quote by Cassandra Clare

““Youre a public menace.You shouldnt be allowed out on your own."said Simon. "Jealousy is such an ugly emotion,Lewis."said Jace.””

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Against his own will, almost, Will felt himself understanding; he would have done anything, he thought, told any lie, taken any risk, to make…

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“So Jace is my actual family," Kit said. "But I can't go live with him, because him and his hot girlfriend are going off…

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Clarissa," he said, "here with the vampire, I see. When things have settled a bit, we really must discuss you choice in pets..

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Must I go bound while you go free Must I love a manwho doesn't love me Must I be born with so little art…

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If you're texting Magnus to say 'I think u r kewl,' I'm going to kill you." "Who's Magnus?" Max inquired. "He's a warlock," said…

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“they all have always loved you Will Herondale, for you cannot hide what is good about yourself, however har you try.”

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“We work through this together, remember? No shutting me out. No epic sulks.” “I was figuring I could sulk for Idris in the next…

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“Lex malla, lex nulla,” said Julian with a regretful wave of his hand. It was the Blackthorn family motto: A bad law is no law. “I wonder what other family mottoes are,” Emma mused. “Do you know any?” “The Lightwood family motto is ‘We mean well.’ ” “Very funny.” Julian looked over at her. “No, really, it actually is.” “Seriously? So…

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Maybe that was why she couldn't cry, she realized, staring dry-eyed at the ceiling. Because what was the point in crying when there was…

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I'm memorable, its true." -Magnus, pg.229-

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“There is more to living than not dying.”

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Unless there was a reason for me to stay.

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“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once, for example, when I was just starting out in the food business, I was hired by the caper people to develop a lot of recipes using capers, and it was weeks of tossing capers into just…

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