Funny as hell Quote by Cassandra Clare

“If I feel the urge to burst into flames, I'll let you know," Simon was getting fed up. "Look, did you actually ask me…

— Cassandra Clare

“We?" Simon looked at him in disbelief. "Are you ever going home?" "What, bored with my company already?" "Let me ask you something," Simon…

— Cassandra Clare

“Let me ask you something,” Simon said. “Do you find me fascinating to be around?” “What was that?” Jace said. “Sorry, I think I…

— Cassandra Clare

“Are you ever going home?" "What, bored with my company already?" "Let me ask you something," Simon said. "do you find me fascinating to…

— Cassandra Clare

Look, did you ask me to come all the way uptown just so you could stare at me like I was something in a…

— Cassandra Clare

“Simon was looking at Jace as if he were both fascinating and also a little alarming. 'Did I--did we ever--did I bite you?' Jace…

— Cassandra Clare

“Jace: Back from you breakfast meeting, I see. I bet you thought you were very clever, sneaking off like that. Simon: Medium clever. Like…

— Cassandra Clare

You invited him into bed?" Simon demanded, looking shaken. "Ridiculous, isn't it?" said Jace. "We would never have all fit.

— Cassandra Clare

Simon stepped between them. “I’m not going to let you fight with each other.” “And what are you going to do about it if…

— Cassandra Clare

“Simon. “So, the gig’s at nine, right? What do we do with the rest of the day?” “We?” Simon looked at him in disbelief.…

— Cassandra Clare

“I don’t want to feed on my friends’ blood.” “Why not?” Jace stepped past the fire and looked down at Simon; his expression was…

— Cassandra Clare

Suddenly reminded, she clapped a hand over her mouth. "Oh- Simon!" "No, I'm Jace," he said patiently. "Simon is the weaselly little one with…

— Cassandra Clare