Funny Quote by Cassandra Clare

“Here's to finally finding the one whose T-shirts you want to steal for the rest of your life.”

— Kim Gruenenfelder

I borrowed this from Kyle. My other shirt was pretty filthy." "Wow, you're wearing each other's clothes now. That's, like, best friend stuff." "Feeling…

— Cassandra Clare

“A few minutes later, she comes out of my bedroom wearing one of my t-shirts, and it might almost be worse than seeing her…

— Katja Millay

If you have two shirts in your closet, one belongs to you and the other to the man with no shirt.

— Anonymous

“Even when you're not wearing a geeky T-shirt, you're carrying your geekdom with you wherever you go.”

— Dianne Sylvan

“He’s wearing a totally normal T-shirt from the mall or whatever, but it hangs on him like the shirt has fulfilled its sole mission…

— Amy Spalding

“The shirt seemed heavy until he saw there was another shirt inside it, the sleeves carefully worked down inside Jack’s sleeves. It was his…

— Annie Proulx

“I had received a t-shirt from my best friend Veronica at my police academy graduation. It reads, ‘Throw your donut in the opposite direction…

— Suzie Ivy

*girl sees another girl wear same shirt* THAT HOE STOLE MY STYLE… *guy sees another guy wear same shirt* cool shirt bro

— Anonymous

“My shirt and pants should match my in-laws’ wallpaper, so like a chameleon I can be both there and not there at the same…

— Jarod Kintz

“I write my name on my underwear. Of course, I have to first cross out the name of the previous owner. (Most of my…

— Jarod Kintz

“Is it sexy in here or is it just me? - T-shirt.”

— Darynda Jones