Humor Quote by Cara Lynn Shultz

“Oh, come on, Ash, that smells like a unicorn fart.”

— Cara Lynn Shultz

“I stole her perfume out of her car, and in its place I left a loud fart.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I had to admit it was adorable. You know, in a unicorns-farting-out-rainbows kind of way that made me want to hurl.”

— Gemma Halliday

“She smelled like vanilla spice, or pumpkin pie, or something sweet yet sinful.”

— Genevieve Dewey

“All of our lives suck right now, okay? You might think yours is an extra special sparkly rainbow unicorn fart type of suck, but…

— Lia Habel

“My mom is having a Scentsy party tomorrow," he said. "The scented-wax thingies? Random. But go on." He laced his fingers together on his…

— Cole Gibsen

“You smell good?” she accused. “How is that fair? You’ve been beaten and stabbed and kidnapped. You should at the very least smell like…

— Chelsea Fine

“The smell slaps me sideways. Like when Mom grabs a container she forgot about from the back of the fridge and she says, “Here…

— Mick Bogerman

“Suddenly, the gods have stopped saying yes and have started making really obnoxious farting noises. In my face. With their armpits.”

— Jody Gehrman

“For instance, we were always making mistakes with the unfamiliar products around us, and one time my mother squirted my perfume into her mouth,…

— Yeonmi Park

“The breeze carried herself to my nose. It was a scent I hadn't smelled before. It smelled like fallen leaves, or the first bud…

— Sohn Won-Pyung

“The pale whiteness of her upturned face as she choked on the smoke; the tangled length of her hair as she tried to shake…

— Ryūnosuke Akutagawa