Quote by Cara Lynn Shultz Download Open image ““Oh, come on, Ash, that smells like a unicorn fart.”” — Cara Lynn Shultz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.7 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“She just shook her head and pulled out a small bottle of some random pop star's signature perfume, spritzing me with the sickly-sweet smell.… — Cara Lynn Shultz Copy Share Image
“I had to admit it was adorable. You know, in a unicorns-farting-out-rainbows kind of way that made me want to hurl.” — Gemma Halliday Copy Share Image
“All of our lives suck right now, okay? You might think yours is an extra special sparkly rainbow unicorn fart type of suck, but… — Lia Habel Copy Share Image
“Suddenly, the gods have stopped saying yes and have started making really obnoxious farting noises. In my face. With their armpits.” — Jody Gehrman Copy Share Image
“Jeez, what did he think I was, a lust demon? I wanted Logan to show me how to use his sword, not show me… — Cara Lynn Shultz Copy Share Image
“The lightbulb is gone," she said awed. "Emma, you said, 'Lights, begone' and you literally made the lights be gone." "How do I get… — Cara Lynn Shultz Copy Share Image
“Whoever lived in that apartment had a security gate, blinds that were closed and curtains drawn. It's probably darker in there than it is… — Cara Lynn Shultz Copy Share Image
“i longed to know what it felt like to have one person eclipse everything bad in your life- be a pure place of joy” — Cara Lynn Shultz Copy Share Image
“In the story of my life, that's where you cracked the spine of the book. The mark is there, forever tattooed on my narrative… — Cara Lynn Shultz Copy Share Image
“Well, I like you. And I like your room." Logan wound his arms around me from behind, pulling my back against his chest. "Very much, on both accounts." "As much as I'd like to stay like this, my dad's going to come in here in about three seconds and ask us if we want soda or snacks," I groaned, "and… — Cara Lynn Shultz Copy Share
“I guess when Andie Ward and her double Ds literally came bouncing by, your priorities shifted.” — Cara Lynn Shultz Copy Share Image
“What I was hungry for was sitting nonchalantly next to me on the couch.” — Cara Lynn Shultz Copy Share Image
