Humorous-quotations Quote by Cara Lynn Shultz Download Open image ““This guy had more lines than loose-leaf.”” — Cara Lynn Shultz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.4 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humorous-quotations
“A tree will not wither and die because the wind blew away one leaf.” — Matshona Dhliwayo Copy Share Image
“Even dead fallen leaves go a long way with the wind before getting crushed.” — Basith Copy Share Image
“You moved too much like a hunter, padding silently next to the row of plastic plants as you made your line toward me.” — Lucy Christopher Copy Share Image
“leaves were like lace, criss-crossing blackly over tangles of dead branches. I” — Kiran Millwood Hargrave Copy Share Image
“There is almost nothing that has such a keen sense of fun as a fallen leaf.” — J.M. Barrie Copy Share Image
“Thank you leaf blowers, for making me look like the world's lamest Ghostbuster. I ain't afraid of no leaves.” — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
“Jeez, what did he think I was, a lust demon? I wanted Logan to show me how to use his sword, not show me… — Cara Lynn Shultz Copy Share Image
“The lightbulb is gone," she said awed. "Emma, you said, 'Lights, begone' and you literally made the lights be gone." "How do I get… — Cara Lynn Shultz Copy Share Image
“Whoever lived in that apartment had a security gate, blinds that were closed and curtains drawn. It's probably darker in there than it is… — Cara Lynn Shultz Copy Share Image
“i longed to know what it felt like to have one person eclipse everything bad in your life- be a pure place of joy” — Cara Lynn Shultz Copy Share Image
“In the story of my life, that's where you cracked the spine of the book. The mark is there, forever tattooed on my narrative… — Cara Lynn Shultz Copy Share Image
“Well, I like you. And I like your room." Logan wound his arms around me from behind, pulling my back against his chest. "Very… — Cara Lynn Shultz Copy Share Image
“I guess when Andie Ward and her double Ds literally came bouncing by, your priorities shifted.” — Cara Lynn Shultz Copy Share Image
“What I was hungry for was sitting nonchalantly next to me on the couch.” — Cara Lynn Shultz Copy Share Image
“If the pen is mightier than the sword, then what is the laptop? A light saber or a life saver?” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Why do these big old country houses always have family portraits in the dining room? Do you really want to eat with someone's gloomy… — Elizabeth Jane Howard Copy Share Image
“Yea though I walk through the Valley of Death, I shall fear no evil, for I am the baddest M-F in the valley.” — Cherise Sinclair Copy Share Image
“I've always worried a lot. And frankly I'm good at it." The late Erma Bombeck, one of the funniest women ever.” — Catherine Robertson Copy Share Image
“A Prince asked the dying spanish statesman, "Does your Excellency forgive all your enemies?" "I do not have to forgive all my enemies," answered… — Robert Greene Copy Share Image
“Is it necessary, do you think,’ he began, leaning in so close behind me that I could smell his breath, ‘for the purpose of… — Danielle Wood Copy Share Image
“You just wanted to walk in front of me so I'd have to stare at your butt” — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
“The Butcher of Babylon featured in over 500 porn films between 1974 and 1982, and was best known for his motto: Come for the… — Mark Jackman Copy Share Image
