Humor Quote by Camron Wright

“Just remember, your mother doesn't let things happen to her. When something tries to ruin her life, she drags it into the street.”

— Kiera Cass

“I'm a mother," said her mother, in her foodless flat where the dust did not dare to settle, "and I know what I know.”

— Neil Gaiman

“I don't think she [Mother] likes doing the laundry," I said. It was actually the first time in my life that I'd really thought…

— Don Lemna

“How about I pick out something for your mom, and you pick out something for mine?  That way if our moms hate what we…

— Keary Taylor

“Here, everyone knows my story and has decided I’m trash.” “Except me,” she said.”

— Jane Harvey-Berrick

“I’m probably going to be crazy for the rest of my life, thanks to her. I’m going to keep making fucked-up decisions and doing…

— Rainbow Rowell

“I’m probably going to be crazy for the rest of my life, thanks to her. I’m going to keep making fucked-up decisions and doing…

— Rainbow Rowell

“My mother says often enough that a young lady with my improper attitude can only come to ruin. I hope she's right.”

— Ronda Thompson

“When a child knows that young that her mother doesn't care for her, bad things happen.”

— Gillian Flynn

“You can blame your mother, and she can blame hers. Leastways sooner or later it's the fault of somebody who's dead.”

— Lionel Shriver

“Mothers can be so dense. Just act like you approve of what we're doing. We'll soon do the exact opposite, just to spite you.”

— Cat Clarke