Humor Quote by Bruce Jennings Download Open image ““If I were you, And you were I, I would kill myself, But you would die!”” — Bruce Jennings ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.5 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor Insult Kill Kill Die Kill Myself
“I'd kill myself for you, I'd kill you for myself” — PANTERA Vulgar Display of Power Copy Share Image
“If you get killed, I swear I’ll bring you back from the dead just to kill you again myself!” — Kelsey Sutton Copy Share Image
“If i knew my life would turn out this way, i would of killed myself a long time ago.” — Billy Bob Thornton Copy Share Image
“If I knew I had to go through those experiences again," he finally said, "I'd kill myself.” — Laura Hillenbrand Copy Share Image
“I would die for you if you want, but if you really want me to die I won’t.” — M.F. Moonzajer Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
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