Humor Quote by Brandon Sanderson

“What do you know?” “Almost everything. That almost part can be a real kick in the teeth sometimes.” “What do you want, then?” “What…

— Brandon Sanderson

“Storms, boy. What did you do? Hit a lighteyes?” “Yes,” Kaladin said. Then punched him.”

— Brandon Sanderson

“Kaladin frowned. “Wait. Are you wearing cologne? In prison?” “Well, there was no need to be barbaric, just because I was incarcerated.” “Storms, you’re…

— Brandon Sanderson

“A hint of fire in his eyes, he glanced up at her. "If that displeases you, lass, I can leave you here for the…

— Pamela Clare

“How very bold to cross over into enemy territory,” she said to the man. “Particularly when an old artifact like me doesn’t believe in…

— Ingrid Paulson

“It doesn't matter." Aldrik shook his head. "I will fight to keep you until the end of my days.”

— Elise Kova

“A witch so bold would not flinch, no matter how harsh her punishment might be, though his wish was for her to feel every…

— Arla Dahl

“The High Mage scowled. 'All right. Maybe I was trying to scare you. It'll be rough, though. That much is true. And over on…

— Steven Erikson

“She’s so dark, so harsh, so wounded. Her prickly exterior would keep most everyone away. And yet all I want to do is get…

— K.A. Tucker

“She rubs her arm where I grabbed her. “What do you do to the people you don’t like?” I flash my teeth like knives…

— Kiersten White

Artemis smiled. "You have done well, my lieutenant. You have made me proud, and all those Hunters who perished in my service will never…

— Rick Riordan

“He favored me with another patient look. “And how much experience do you have with swords and weapons in general?” “Um.” I glanced down…

— Julie Kagawa