Funny Quote by Bob Monkhouse Download Open image “My wife was fitted with a coil. For about 18 months I hated it! She used to pick up CB signals.” — Bob Monkhouse ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.5 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Hated Humor Marriage Months My wife Picks Signals Used Wife
I liked unique setups. Like when we started coil-binding springs or running soft springs, those things really felt good to me. — Michael Waltrip Copy Share Image
“Picture millions of average nonabnormal North Americans, all implanted with Briggs electrodes, all with electronic access to their own personal p-terminals, never leaving home,… — David Foster Wallace Copy Share Image
“His coils helped him discover yet another phenomenon that would change the world: radio waves. When Tesla tuned two coils to resonate at the… — Sean Patrick Copy Share Image
My wife and I had been trying a while to have a baby. We tried a bunch of things - so we had a… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
I built the solenoid and with great expectations late one evening I pressed the switch which sent a current of 40 amperes through the… — Nicholas Kurti Copy Share Image
“Faraday has the Cage, Tesla has the Coil and Magee has the Sandwich!” — Steven Magee Copy Share Image
I got married to Doug in 2005. I knew that we wanted to delay having children for a while, and I had tried pretty… — Abby Johnson Copy Share Image
During my pregnancy, I didn't train at all. I wanted to take advantage of those nine months and enjoy the time off with my… — Mackenzie Dern Copy Share Image
I got my tubes tied last fall, at age 45. . ... After 33 years or so, I struggled to gain control of my… — Marion Winik Copy Share Image
I'm a bit of a thrill-seeker. I used to race mountain bikes when I was a kid. I did the national circuit for two… — Tanc Sade Copy Share Image
My first transistor radio was the heart of my gadget love today. It fit in my hand and brought me a world of music 24 / 7. — Steve Wozniak Copy Share Image
On the high wire, within months, I'm able to master all the tricks they do in the circus, except I am not satisfied. — Philippe Petit Copy Share Image
My mother tried to kill me when I was a baby. She denied it. She said she thought the plastic bag would keep me… — Bob Monkhouse Copy Share Image
I'm rather relaxed about death. From quite an early age I've regarded it as part of the deal, the unwritten guarantee that comes with… — Bob Monkhouse Copy Share Image
If blind people wear sunglasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuffs? — Bob Monkhouse Copy Share Image
My wife said, 'Can my mother come down for the weekend?' So I said, 'Why?' And she said, 'Well, she's been up on the… — Bob Monkhouse Copy Share Image
A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded: 'Take me to the canaries'. — Bob Monkhouse Copy Share Image
I told them I wanted to be a comedian, and they laughed; I became a comedian, no one's laughing now — Bob Monkhouse Copy Share Image
Real happiness is when you marry a girl for love and find out later she has money. — Bob Monkhouse Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image