Humor Quote by Bob Flaherty

“Somehow suspension sounded way worse than detention. Detention happens to everybody. Suspension, though - that's for the sociopaths. I wasn't a hundred percent sure…

— Katie Alender

“He said that academia reminded him of a badly run circus. The faculty members were like underfed animals -- weary of their cages, which…

— Susan Hubbard

“You're not supposed to go anywhere. Jenny said you're grounded for getting suspended." I snort. "Damn, Hope," Guy sings. "You got suspended? I think…

— Cheryl McIntyre

“He didn’t wear his rings while they fought. He’d come without them the first day. When she’d protested that it was an unnecessary precaution,…

— Kristin Cashore

“I had a familiar, nervous sensation, one that goes all the way back to elementary school. It's the simultaneous realization that I may have…

— David Wong

“He knocked politely and entered the principal’s office with his dad face in full effect. He put his hand on my shoulder in a…

— Charlotte Leonetti

“The professor at the boxing gymnasium wore mustaches and was very precise and jerky and went all to pieces if you started after him.”

— Ernest Hemingway

Getting into a fight with a popular senior. Pissing off a school teacher and the local chief of police. Hanging with two major-league losers."…

— Harlan Coben

“Answer me!” he repeated. “Give me the name of the person you sheltered!” I faltered, knowing that bad things were about to follow. Here…

— Captain Hank Bracker, "Suppresed I Rise

“wrestling with the brawler’s”

— Lee Child

An American judo fighter was expelled from the Olympics after testing positive for marijuana. Officials became suspicious when he kept stopping the match and…

— Conan O'Brien

“He was some sort of boxing champion," she told me the night she took me out to celebrate my graduation. "He was always punching…

— Melissa Bank