Humor Quote by Billy Coffey

“You could bounce rocks off her pride.”

— Terry Pratchett

“…it struck her that that perhaps everyone had the ability to see themselves in others. Even in the rocks. Even in the roses.”

— Holly Lynn Payne

“She wasn't actually a girl you'd turn around and look at again, and remember, I suppose; she wasn't actually pretty, I guess you'd have…

— Jack Finney

“I wasn’t different from most girls I knew. Well, except the fact I was exponentially better looking, but why beat a dead horse?”

— Fisher Amelie

“When she talked about beating the shit out me, I had to fight a smile. I had no doubt she could bring me to…

— Chelsea M. Cameron

“You can be a bit of a fool around a pretty girl.”

— Angela Orlowski-Peart

“Mary feels she should have been a boy and then everything would have been so much easier. She fights against her femininity in a…

— Jessica Fellowes

“But one thing she'd learned was that if a girl didn't ask, a girl wouldn't get.”

— Leanne Banks

“She could do anything with dynamite, except eat it.”

— Clare Mulley

“How can you be so sweet and small and suck so hard?”

— Bethany Kane

“This was a pretty girl, except she had legs like an Edwardian grand piano...”

— Kurt Vonnegut

“She sometimes wished she possessed the flawed kind of taste that drew girls to arseholes who wanted that one thing alone.”

— Ali Shaw