Ass Quote by Bill Maher

“Most of these university types are total phonies. They’re scared to death somebody’s gonna find out they don’t know something. They all read the…

— Haruki Murakami

I like university professors, but you know, we shouldn't hold them up as the high-water mark of all human achievement. They're just a form…

— Ken Robinson

“how foolish I was ever to have thought that professors were intellectual giants. They’re people—and afraid the rest of the world will find out.”

— Daniel Keyes

“I've always thought academics should get a little slurry on their boots from time to time.”

— Karen Lord

“They make everything they touch turn absolutely academic and useless. To my mind, They're mostly to blame for the mob of ignorant oafs with…

— J.D. Salinger

We've all had classes with a professor so bland and monotone that their lectures sound like Mitt Romney reading 'Paradise Lost' from a blown…

— Sean Evans

“Don't Dare take your college as a matter of course- because like freedom and democracy, many people you'll never know anything about have broken…

— Alice Duer Miller BC 1889

“But I’m the professor! This is my class! Show some respect!” “Okay,”

— James Patterson

“Don't be afraid to make an ass of yourself. I do it all the time, and look what I got." (Spoken at a graduation…

— Anonymous

“College is so awesome! It's really too bad they try to ruin it with classes!”

— Jillian Dodd

“We must all be professors of the jungle.”

— Phil Knight

“Most of these student types are total frauds. They’re scared to death somebody’s gonna find out they don’t know something. They all read the…

— Haruki Murakami