Because i can Quote by Bill Maher Download Open image “Stand-up is great because I can get everything off my chest.” — Bill Maher ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.3 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Because i can Chests I can
It is hard to find something where you can go off as much as I do in stand-up, but I think stand-up allows me… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
Stand-up is the only thing I have complete control over. There's something to be said for that. — Bobby Lee Copy Share Image
Stand-up is an amazing art form, I think, because it's all about you having complete control of the situation, but absolutely none. — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
Stand-up is my favorite thing I've ever done. There's so much independence. — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
The best part about stand-up is that you control everything. Period. When you work in movies, or on TV shows, there are 50 other… — Pauly Shore Copy Share Image
Part of doing stand-up is to get things off your chest. It's a bit like being in a psychiatrist's chair - but more enjoyable. — Jack Whitehall Copy Share Image
Stand-up is the foundation to my career. It's what I started out doing. — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
Stand-up is something I just truly love to do, so I'll always go back to it. I'll never stop doing it, that's for sure. — Patton Oswalt Copy Share Image
I enjoy stand-up because it has the biggest reward: instant gratification. You can hear the people laughing. — Wanda Sykes Copy Share Image
A lot of people say they are dyslexic; some have to realize that they are just stupid. — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
I saw this anti-drug commercial that showed a kid smoking pot in his dad`s room with his friend. This kid finds a gun, the… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
To all conservative women out there: If you are so sure the embryo needed for stem cell research are precious human life that can't… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
You see, the difference is the Republicans' hatred of Obama is based on a paranoid feeling about what he might do, what he's thinking,… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
New Rule: There is no devil, so stop blaming your screw-ups on him. Last week, one of the biggest evangelical leaders in America, the… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
If we were a dog and God owned us, the cops would come and take us away. — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
“New Rule: The White House doesn't have to release the dead Bin Laden photos, but don't pretend we can't take it. We've seen pictures… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
I don't hate America. I love America. I want it to be better. The only way we can get it to be better is… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
“New Rule: Americans must realize what makes NFL football so great: socialism. That's right, the NFL takes money from the rich teams and gives… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
I never write Metropolis for seven cents because I can get the same price for city. I never write policeman because I can get… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
I've played more villains than anything else. And I love playing villains, because I can just be evil and do whatever I want. — Jennifer Lopez Copy Share Image
A lot of people [are] saying civil union," Faried told KDVR. "I don't like it being called that because I can get married to… — Kenneth Faried Copy Share Image
Some well-to-do parents may say, "I have a right to have as many children as I want because I can take care of them."… — Sharon Gannon Copy Share Image
When you gain weight, for every pound that you gain, it adds four pounds of stress on your knees. So if you gain five… — Richard Simmons Copy Share Image
I need to learn how to stop destroying myself, stop being hard on myself and be nice to myself. I need to keep telling… — Daul Kim Copy Share Image
I make a star's salary when I do horror, because I can still open a movie in Italy or Spain or Germany. — Robert Englund Copy Share Image
I mean, I can actually say goodbye to the game of golf, never hit another golf shot the rest of my life and I'd… — Greg Norman Copy Share Image
I don’t like to talk to people, because I can’t express myself satisfactorily. I don’t say the things I mean. — Greta Garbo Copy Share Image
I want to thank you, especially those people who are agnostic or atheist. I don't mean any offense by the things I said of… — Sandra Cisneros Copy Share Image
I have this horrific thing where I'm really bad with names and faces. I have an appalling memory. Someone will come up to me… — Eddie Redmayne Copy Share Image
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