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Birth Quote by Bill Maher

“I'll show you Obama's birth certificate when you show me Sarah Palin's high school diploma.” quote by Bill Maher — Download Open image

“I'll show you Obama's birth certificate when you show me Sarah Palin's high school diploma.”

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Declaration on Procured Abortion Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith 1974

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In the entire history of the universe, let alone in your own history, there has never been another day just like today, and there will never be another just like it again. Today is the point to which all your yesterdays have been leading since the hour of your birth. It is the point from which all your tomorrows will…

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Always keep the smile, because the smile is the beginning of love.

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