Humor Quote by Belle Aurora

I opened the door. He looked down at my shirt and smiled. "Funny," he said. "Don't call my boobs funny," I answered.

— John Green

“Lister patted the towel rail against his left palm. 'I'm going out like I came in - screaming and kicking.' 'You can't whack Death…

— Grant Naylor

“Oh my God, I sent a picture of my boobs to Jim," I moaned as a fresh wave of nausea rolled through me. "You…

— Tara Sivec

“Do I have to get diapers?” he asked. “Why, did Kade shit himself?” she laughed. Dylan huffed loudly.  Eyebrows knitted together, “DO I NEED…

— Christine Zolendz

“Jesus, Ellie, what’s crawled up your arse? You can’t take a joke all of a sudden?” Luke aimed for lighthearted bravado, fell short. Aaron…

— Jane Harper

“What’s up, ass clown!” He slapped me on the shoulder as he walked past me. “Dude, I just got the number of the hottest…

— Beth Ehemann

“Nat is already laughing. We go through this every morning. She tells Nik I own a clown car. I glower at her while I…

— Belle Aurora

“I was giddy with relief and I started to giggle again. "If you're sorry, then I'm sorry." "Why would you be sorry? You were…

— Mireille Chester

“As I remember his laugh, there was nothing mad about it, it was more like the laugh of someone who has been the victim…

— Guy Sajer

“ The stupid boy has the nerve to laugh. I sit up and punch him in the gut. Stupid boy ain't laughing now. Now…

— April Brookshire

“What a goon, except it really is funny, me trying to sneeze a hot dog through my nose, and we're both laughing like total…

— Rodman Philbrick

“Hey!” Dawson yelled from the front door. “I think Dee caught the microwave on fire. Again. And I tried popping some popcorn with my…

— Jennifer L. Armentrout