If I were a bad black comic I would name my special, Yo mama, and other stories of a lack of self… — Dov Davidoff Awareness Copy Share Image
Heard someone say children are god's gift to the world. What world are you referring to? And what's your definition of gift? — Dov Davidoff Children Copy Share Image
It's a wonder you don't see the zebra being trotted out as a metaphor for racial harmony more often. — Dov Davidoff Harmony Copy Share Image
I'm pretty sure whoever said, people are wonderful spent very little time with people. — Dov Davidoff Little time Copy Share Image
You're pregnant? Congratulations, the world needs another mindless, semiliterate consumer. — Dov Davidoff Congratulations Copy Share Image
Maybe necrophiliacs are just people that want to have sex without a lot of talking. — Dov Davidoff People Copy Share Image
Cities with a black middle class provide the narrow minded an opportunity to realize that cultural differences are largely economic. — Dov Davidoff Black Copy Share Image
I find anger so comforting. It's like a blanket made of unresolved issues, but it's a blanket none the less. — Dov Davidoff Anger Copy Share Image
Domestic violence isn't funny, especially if you live together. — Dov Davidoff Crime Copy Share Image
I hate to see a woman cry, unless of course I'm crying first in which case I feel it's appropriate. — Dov Davidoff Appropriate Copy Share Image
I've decided to become gay, not in a sexual way, but I am going to start picking up around the house. — Dov Davidoff Decided Copy Share Image
Sex sells, unless you're dehydrated in which case you'd be much more likely to purchase water. — Dov Davidoff Cases Copy Share Image
Anyone who says I would never hit a woman hasn't met my x girlfriend. — Dov Davidoff Girlfriend Copy Share Image
If I ever move in with a woman, she'll have to be really comfortable with unhappiness. — Dov Davidoff Comfortable Copy Share Image
If you're an adult and still think material wealth leads to happiness, might I suggest not being a moron. — Dov Davidoff Adults Copy Share Image
Big black guys fear air travel almost as much as old white women fear big black guys. — Dov Davidoff Air Copy Share Image
Ending a sentence with yo, is like saying, I don't want a job. Not today. Not ever. Know what I mean yo? — Dov Davidoff Jobs Copy Share Image
Love is nature's LSD. You're going to see things that aren't really there. — Dov Davidoff Love Copy Share Image
The worst part about people with bad personalities is they don't know it. — Dov Davidoff Bad person Copy Share Image
Is it a bad sign when someone asks you about the person your dating and a tear falls from your eye as… — Dov Davidoff Asks Copy Share Image
Gay men greet each other just like straight guys do... If one of the straight guys saved the other one's life. — Dov Davidoff Gay Copy Share Image
