Girlfriend Quote by Dov Davidoff

Bad sign when the thought of your x-girlfriend sends you reeling in a search for new adjectives to describe stupidity and thoughtlessness?

— Dov Davidoff

“One day I realized the perfect coincidence between the books I was trying to finish on gnosticism and moral behavior, and the attempts of…

— Robin Sacredfire

People were always like, 'Oh my God, you're going to be working with your girlfriend? Are you freaking out? Is that going to, like,…

— Jeff Baena

It's not really a good sign when your audience applauds Satan.

— Jon Stewart

“Most of my girlfriends are sent by the Devil and seem genuinely bemused when I do not succumb to their powers.”

— Robert Black

Jealousy is a keen observer, but looks for all the wrong signs.

— Anonymous

She knows that feeling too. Of believing that each time someone says her name, it’s to tell her that something bad has happened.

— Melina Marchetta

Jealousy is a devilish phenomena

— Liaqat Ali Khan

Now as it's passed onto the next one I feel a bloodrush come right over me. You know you will never be right in…

— Kittie

An ex-girlfriend from my past told me to see things from a girls point of view, so I looked out the kitchen window...

— Anonymous

There were many reasons we broke up. There was a religious difference: I'm a Catholic, and she's the devil.

— Adam Ferrara

Life knowledge: If your x-girlfriend wants to make you feel bad by sending you a video of her doing the nasty with her new…

— Chinier Bennett