Looking into blood doping. I think it will allow me to write jokes with greater intensity, and for a longer period of… — Dov Davidoff Blood Copy Share Image
Suicide is like the ejector button in the cockpit of an F-15. If life goes into a permanent tail spin, it's nice… — Dov Davidoff Buttons Copy Share Image
We're in this together usually means I'm here for you, unless it requires me getting into my car anywhere near rush hour. — Dov Davidoff Car Copy Share Image
Nature's beauty never fails to fill me with a sense of wonder and awe, and still, I refuse to go camping. — Dov Davidoff Awe Copy Share Image
Bad sign when the thought of your x-girlfriend sends you reeling in a search for new adjectives to describe stupidity and thoughtlessness? — Dov Davidoff Adjectives Copy Share Image
You know you've lived in LA to long when what you fear most about prison is a lack of organic produce. — Dov Davidoff Fear Copy Share Image
If you carry a paperback book in your back pocket, but spend more time on your hair than you do reading it,… — Dov Davidoff Actor Copy Share Image
Dating is great unless you don't like horrible awkwardness, lying, and a deep foreboding sense of disappointment that never goes away. — Dov Davidoff Awkwardness Copy Share Image
