I'm no quitter, unless it comes to human relationships or math and science. — Dov Davidoff Human relations Copy Share Image
I've never understood why anybody makes a big deal about mansions. It's just a house with more rooms. You still have to… — Dov Davidoff Big deal Copy Share Image
You have the attention span of a large bug, and yet I don't feel good enough about myself to not date you. — Dov Davidoff Attention Copy Share Image
Fountains are more romantic when you don't hate the person you're with. — Dov Davidoff Don-t-hate Copy Share Image
We should create a holiday that celebrates money for what it is, essentially worthless paper, upon which we agree to pretend it… — Dov Davidoff Agree Copy Share Image
My bedroom is so messy, if I died of natural causes, the cops would be like no he didn't, clearly there was… — Dov Davidoff Bedroom Copy Share Image
Cheerleaders are simultaneously everything that is right and wrong with the world. — Dov Davidoff Cheerleader Copy Share Image
Whenever I'm around people it causes me to feel nostalgic for the loneliness that drove me into their presence in the first… — Dov Davidoff Causes Copy Share Image
The rift between culture and pop-culture has never been greater. — Dov Davidoff Culture Copy Share Image
Dating a white girl is like dating a black girl if she were really passive-agressive. — Dov Davidoff Agressive Copy Share Image
I'd put my faith in god, but I haven't met him, and I've been hurt before. — Dov Davidoff Been hurt Copy Share Image
Perhaps depression is a perfectly natural reaction to the human condition. — Dov Davidoff Conditions Copy Share Image
I'd find myself more interesting if I weren't with me all the time. — Dov Davidoff Ifs Copy Share Image
If I do marry, I'll expect a pretty serious dowry. I'm talking goats, pigs, chickens, the works. — Dov Davidoff Chickens Copy Share Image
Cupcakes are the tattooed brunette chick of the baked goods world. — Dov Davidoff Baked goods Copy Share Image
I like shitty strip clubs. They look like what they are. I know what to expect. Unlike Congress, at least we know… — Dov Davidoff Clubs Copy Share Image
Met someone who works at the zoo. Apparently the panda is a nasty animal. — Dov Davidoff Animal Copy Share Image
A picture is worth a thousand words, but conversations with them generally end in dissapointment. — Dov Davidoff Communication Copy Share Image
You can't fool the American people - politician trying to fool the American people. — Dov Davidoff American people Copy Share Image
Many television weather-women were one abusive parent away from prostitution. — Dov Davidoff Abusive Copy Share Image
Monogamy is god's way of making death seem like a more reasonable option. — Dov Davidoff Death Copy Share Image
