The entertainment business is to business what plastic flowers are to flowers. — Dov Davidoff Business Copy Share Image
When I was a kid I remember thinking, if I had a girl, I would treat her really well. Little did I… — Dov Davidoff Girl Copy Share Image
The Statue of Liberty really is profound, I just wish she'd lighten up a bit. — Dov Davidoff Bits Copy Share Image
Living one's life with unguarded vulnerability is one of the keys to happiness. It's also one of the keys to getting mugged. — Dov Davidoff Happiness Copy Share Image
If you got it, flaunt it may be decent advice for prostitutes, but no one else. — Dov Davidoff Advice Copy Share Image
I'd like to expand the definition of the word 'success' to include 'failure' as the one seems inseparable from the other. — Dov Davidoff Definitions Copy Share Image
When maintaining a relationship means diminishing your self, it's time to walk. — Dov Davidoff Maintaining Copy Share Image
I spend so much time alone that whenever I see my shadow I feel crowded. — Dov Davidoff Alone time Copy Share Image
Man's inhumanity toward man is astounding, and I'm just talking about the lineup at certain comedy clubs. — Dov Davidoff Certain Copy Share Image
Every time I see someone taking care of a baby, I think why in the world would anyone willingly saddle themselves with… — Dov Davidoff Baby Copy Share Image
I would imagine that most of the people who consider themselves successful aren't, at least in the ways that really matter-myself included. — Dov Davidoff Imagine Copy Share Image
It's difficult to feel silly and depressed at the same time, but I manage. — Dov Davidoff Difficult Copy Share Image
If only you understood the way I felt... it wouldn't help much because I don't really like you as a person. — Dov Davidoff Felt Copy Share Image
Every time I see a happy couple I want to give them a polygraph. — Dov Davidoff Couple Copy Share Image
I have emotional needs that I didn't know I had, and I have physical needs that I didn't know weren't really needs. — Dov Davidoff Emotional Copy Share Image
Writing good jokes requires effort. Think I'll just start dressing funnier. — Dov Davidoff Dressings Copy Share Image
Is it a bad sign when the thought of your x-girlfriend makes you say things like, Satan is a myth... I guess. — Dov Davidoff Girlfriend Copy Share Image
My dad was old school Jewish. Not do your taxes Jewish - steal your car Jewish. — Dov Davidoff Car Copy Share Image
The Middle East is America's 'champagne room'. No matter how much you spend, you will still never get what you want. — Dov Davidoff America Copy Share Image
Misery loves company which is ironic because it rarely throws dinner parties. — Dov Davidoff Business Copy Share Image
Everybody's angry with me because, apparently, I outed my cousin during an argument over a turkey leg. My cousin goes, 'You had… — Dov Davidoff Angry Copy Share Image
We're born alone and we die alone. So in between, let's spend time with people that make us feel good... or at… — Dov Davidoff Born Copy Share Image
